Current mood: 
Ok so the bitch is in jail...sorry i didn't mean to call her a bitch that's sooooooo disrespectful of me considering i don't know her and she's probably not a bitch.....ok so the bitch finally went to jail and she's in solitary confinement....Man I'm not gonna lie from a person who's been confined before that sucks worse then being around people but then again if i was in jail it would probably be where i'd want to be! There are probably ALOT of women in there that would love a piece of that....hahahahhaa....if i was a girl..(Of course i'd be les) I'd work her out!! First we get to kissing them we get to shanking...hahahhaha...anyways so there are all these bets on how much of her 23 or 26 days she will actually do.....i'd like to put a wager on and say that she does all her time....any takers??? HAHHAHAHA....I think just to make a point...which a point should be made....she'll do all her time...shit girl just think of it as a vacation away from the press...papparazzi's and stuff....Oh wait this is Paris...she craves attention...hmmmmm...ok well i guess it is that bad...man i'm tired of hearing her attorney and bullshit ass friends say how unfair the system is....yeah tell that to the man who got convicted of murder back in 78 and because of new evidence thanks to DNA testing was cleared last year!!! You drove drunk behind the wheel...got caught...key thing is you got caught....got put on probation and with a suspended license and said ahhh fuck it I'm Paris.....did it again...got caught again....hahahahaha....Booo Hoooo!!! Man these tears just can't stop flowing for you.....You know what while i'm thinking about this i'm gonna go whoop your attorney's ass!!! Oh well he's just doing his job...he probably doesn't give two shits about her...Anyways we Love you Paris....Hilton.....Hilton Hotels...I'm hungry...i wonder what she's eating...oh wait i can make some money if i can get a hold of Paris first meal...put that bitch (The food) up on E-bay and make some Money!!! I'm rich Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THe Black Spiderman (Hey somebody better keep her prison wear...that will be worth something...that's crazy how people would actually pay for that shit??? I wouldn't because it's just plain disgusting.....mmmmmmmmmm.....Prison Wear!!!)
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